Roast potatoes, and one other vegetable, two at a push. Three If you’re the cook on Christmas Day thou shalt have first crack at the sausages and bacon as they come out of the oven.įour Thou shalt not feel compelled to make every side dish ever invented. That’s why supermarket new product development units were invented. There is no shame in buying ready-made bread sauce or mince pies. Yours won’t be anything like that because you don’t have battalions of home economists to knock up the food and set designers to decorate the house. They’re entertainment, not a blueprint for how your Christmas is meant to be. Those Christmas specials are only TV programmes. One Thou shalt not mistake Nigella, Mary and Jamie for the Lord, thy God. ![]() You can ignore them if you like, but on your own head be it. Having last year formulated 10 general food commandments, I feel uniquely placed to have a crack at 10 for Christmas. This strikes me as a terrible omission because God knows we could all do with the help. F or boring technical reasons to do with him predating the birth of Jesus by about 13 centuries, and being really quite Jewish, Moses was never in a position to lay down the law where Christmas is concerned.
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